- She, The Devil In The Flesh (This Is Your Warning) lyrics
- No Sense Doing It If You Don't Look Good lyrics
- Let Me Give You A Hand Throwing Yourself Out lyrics
- Kill Them With Kindness lyrics
- I'm Just One Girl I Can't Fuck The Whole World lyrics
- Your Funeral Wasn't So Sad After All lyrics
- Two's A Couple Three's A Party lyrics
- It's Been Said That I Have No Soul lyrics
- Only Two Things Wrong With That Plan: a) No Smokey b) No Bandit lyrics
- Drinking Makes Me Smarter, I Think lyrics
- Donde Esta La Biblioteca? Perdon, La Discoteque? lyrics
Hell To Pay (2007)
- Words Don't Last Forever, Your Wounds Will lyrics
- Just When You Thought I Was Listening lyrics
- Time To Teach Her A Lesson Called "Replaceable" lyrics
- Put A Sock In It lyrics
- Skip The Break Up, Get To The Make Up lyrics
- (Here's An Idea) How About More Of Me & Less Of You lyrics
- White Trash But Worth Every Cent lyrics
- Losing Weight And Looking Great lyrics
- Maybe Death Is A Gift lyrics
- If Only My Eyes Were Loaded lyrics
- You Getting Boom Boom With The Bridesmaids? lyrics
- Stop Crying Just Start Dying lyrics
Nothing Less, Nothing More (2007)
- The Age Old Dilemma Of Romance Vs. Retribution lyrics
- Save Your Sermons For Sunday So I Can Sleep This Night Off lyrics
- If I Told You I Loved You Would I Get It Any Faster lyrics
- Murder Nouveau (It's All The Rage) lyrics
- I'm Heavy Metal But I Get The Blues Just Like Everyone Else lyrics
- You Smell Excited lyrics
- Pretty With The Lights Off lyrics
- One Match And A Gallon Of Gasoline lyrics
- I Wouldn't Kick Her Out Of Bed For Eating Crackers lyrics
- Liars Like You Live The Shortest Lives (An Open Letter To Imposters) lyrics
- Put Your Mouth Where The Money Is lyrics
So Pretty So Plastic (2005)
- Where There's Smoke lyrics
- The Fine And Subtle Art Of Deception lyrics
- I Already Have Enough Friends (Take Two) lyrics
- Like You Didn't Hear Me The First Time I Told You To Fuck Off lyrics
- Love Is Like A Mouthful Of Broken Glass lyrics
- You Like Knife Play - I Like Knife Play (Wanna Fuck?) lyrics
- You'll Get Exactly What You Deserve (And Not One Bullet Less) lyrics
- Forgiveness Isn't As Fun As Holding A Grudge lyrics
- Broken Hearts Don't Hurt As Much As Broken Bones lyrics
- Bitterness Is A Beautiful Thing lyrics
- She Didn't Look Like She Had A Disease lyrics
- Who Said Alcohol And Handguns Don't Go Great Together lyrics
- It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself lyrics
- Revenge (My Part Time Lover) lyrics
- Nothing Says Party Like Her Head On A Stick lyrics
Never Good Enough For You (2004)
- If It Ain't Johnny Cash, It Ain't Country lyrics
- I Already Have Enough Friends lyrics
- Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza lyrics
- Another Tragic Case Of The Rock Star Syndrome lyrics
- Starring Robert Downey Jr. As "The Addict" lyrics
- It's Like Eating A Little Bit Of Jesus (A Murderer's Communion) lyrics
- Is That My Blood Or Hers? lyrics
- Why Smile When I'm Carrying This Gun? lyrics
- Mikey And The Apartment Of Misfit Porn lyrics
- Killwhitneydead Vs. The River Bottom Nightmare Band lyrics
- My Favourite Two Shades On You Are Black And Blue lyrics
Inhaling The Breath Of A Bullet (2002)
- I Wouldn?t Kick Her Out Of Bed For Eating Crackers lyrics
- I?m Heavy Metal But I Get The Blues Just Like Everyone Else lyrics
- Murder Nouveau (It?s All The Rage) lyrics