- I: Dumbshow lyrics
- I: Dumbshow lyrics
- II. Coronation Street lyrics
- II: Coronation Street lyrics
- III. And the Party Was MY Idea lyrics
- III: And the Party Was My Idea lyrics
- IV. Sorry to Bother You Again, But... lyrics
- IV: Sorry to Bother You Again, But... lyrics
- IX. When Will You Collect Your Boxes? lyrics
- IX: When Will You Collect Your Boxes? lyrics
- V. You People Are Idiots lyrics
- V: You People Are Idiots lyrics
- VI. Scenes After a Hard Day's Work lyrics
- VI: Scenes After a Hard Day's Work lyrics
- VII. Reading Old Diary Entries lyrics
- VII: Reading Old Diary Entries lyrics
- VIII. Ascending and...Ascending lyrics
- VIII: Ascending And...Ascending lyrics
- X. She Sounded Friendly When She Called lyrics
- X: She Sounded Friendly When She Called lyrics
- XI. I'm Not Entirely Clear How I Ended Up Like This lyrics