- How They Getcha' lyrics
- Don't Stop Me Now lyrics
- My Neck, My Back lyrics
- Be A Good Robot lyrics
- Manimal lyrics
- My Special Moment lyrics
- Designed By Satan lyrics
- Dig A Hole lyrics
- Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch lyrics
- I Guess I'll Take You Back lyrics
- Christian Or Canadian lyrics
- I Am Crushed lyrics
- Steal The Flag lyrics
Hollywood Potato Chip (2004)
- 4,3,2,1,0,-1 lyrics
- Appreciate My Honesty lyrics
- I'm Becoming You lyrics
- Disproportioned Head lyrics
- Soccer Mom lyrics
- We'll All Get Laid lyrics
- Little Weirdo lyrics
- I Can't Wait lyrics
- Where's Your Dignity lyrics
- My Brain Tells My Body lyrics
- When I Say You, I Mean Me lyrics
- The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore lyrics
- My Brother Is Gay lyrics
- Lord Of The Dance lyrics
- Count To Ten lyrics
Internet Dating Superstuds (2002)
- Sorry, Mom And Dad lyrics
- Go lyrics
- The New You lyrics
- Flowers Are Pretty lyrics
- Jackass lyrics
- What About Me? lyrics
- You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It) lyrics
- I'm The Boss Of Me lyrics
- That's My Girl lyrics
- Get A Room lyrics
- Crippled And Blind lyrics
- Fourteen lyrics
Look What I Almost Stepped In (2000)
- People That Are Going To Hell lyrics
- Cafe 405 lyrics
- My Girlfriend's Dead lyrics
- I Know, Huh? lyrics
- Money's Not An Issue lyrics
- I've Got An Ape Drape lyrics
- If The Government Could Read My Mind lyrics
- Too Much Drama lyrics
- Come Out Fighting lyrics
- Fucked Up Girl lyrics
- An Idea For A Movie lyrics
- Ok lyrics
- So Long, Farewell lyrics
Hitler Bad, Vandals Good (1998)
- Stop Smiling lyrics
- It's A Fact lyrics
- Marry Me lyrics
- Allah! lyrics
- Tastes Like Chicken lyrics
- (But Then) She Spoke lyrics
- How (Did This Loser Get This Job) lyrics
- Hungry For You lyrics
- Failure Is The Best Revenge lyrics
- Aging Orange lyrics
- Canine Euthenasia lyrics
- Moving Up lyrics
- I'll Make You Love Me lyrics
- Choosing You Masters lyrics
The Quickening (1996)
- A Gun For Christmas lyrics
- Grandpa's Last Christmas lyrics
- Thanx For Nothing lyrics
- Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday lyrics
- Christmas Time For My Penis lyrics
- I Don't Believe In Santa Clause lyrics
- My First Christmas As A Woman lyrics
- Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies lyrics
- Here I Am Lord lyrics
- C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s lyrics
- Hang Myself From The Tree lyrics
Oi To The World (1996)
- Let The Bad Times Roll lyrics
- Take It Back lyrics
- Now We Dance lyrics
- I Have A Date lyrics
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" lyrics
- Power Mustache lyrics
- N. I. M. B. Y. lyrics
- Ape Shall Never Kill Ape lyrics
- Live Fast, Diarrhea lyrics
- Happy Birthday To Me lyrics
- Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna) lyrics
- Johnny Twobags lyrics
- Kick Me lyrics
- Soup Of The Day lyrics
Live Fast, Diarrhea (1996)
- Bad Birthday Bash lyrics
- Master Race In Outer Space lyrics
- Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako lyrics
- Mohawk Town lyrics
- Viking Suit lyrics
- I'm A Fly lyrics
- Slap Of Love lyrics
- Airstream lyrics
- Rico lyrics
When In Rome Do As The Vandals (1992)
- Pizza Tran lyrics
- The Rod lyrics
- Join Us For Pong lyrics
- Hey Homes! lyrics
- Girls Turn 18 Every Day lyrics
- Kill My Tenant lyrics
- Summer Lovin' lyrics
- The Day Farrah Fawcett Died lyrics
- Anti lyrics
- Small Wonder lyrics
- Phone Machine lyrics
- China Town lyrics
- Kokomo lyrics
Fear Of A Punk Planet (1991)
- Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) lyrics
- Desert Woman lyrics
- Elvis Decanter lyrics
- Goop All Over The Phone lyrics
- Gator Hide lyrics
- Long Hair Queer lyrics
Slippery When Ill (1989)
- Wanna Be Manor lyrics
- Urban Struggle lyrics
- The Legend Of Pat Brown lyrics
- Pirate's Life lyrics
- H.b. Hotel lyrics
- Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) lyrics
Peace Thru Vandalism (1989)
- Change The World With My Hockey Stick lyrics
- S.W.M. lyrics
- Sheena Is A Punk Rocker lyrics
- To All The Kids lyrics